Obsidian Order

r2–d2:

Earth at Night 2001

The guy at 711 asks for my ID

taylorhull:

He keeps looking at me and at my ID until finally he’s like. “I’ve never seen you in the AM hours before you only ever come in at night”

Why do you know that..

this is what I get for going places before noon…

Yep, same thing happened at 711 to me. Walked in at 9am and I get “Whoa you never come in this early.”

All I wanted was a coffee, not your commentary of how I’m up before 11.

May the 4th be with you!

My coworker bought me a lightsaber for Star Wars day.

It was then that I realized no one at work other than us had even watched Star Wars. Even customers we said “May the fourth be with you” to looked at us strangely…

I understand when no one understands November 7th is N7 day but where is the Star Wars love!

sk-eptic:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi