Obsidian Order

Glad stackoverflow.com has its priorities straight on coding problems.

That moment...

blueliquidplus:

When you’re out to eat with your dad… And his friends are talking “science” and conspiracy theories on subjects they really have no idea what they’re talking about.

NASA hasn’t stopped its space shuttle flights apparently… They’re now nuclear powered shuttles sitting on the far side of the moon… Will update as we go…

That moment...

When you’re out to eat with your dad… And his friends are talking “science” and conspiracy theories on subjects they really have no idea what they’re talking about.

whatbethsays:

“just set a timer for twenty minutes, take a nap!”

yeah but what happens if it takes me a while to get to sleep? what if i need to pee? google says 20 minutes is optimum time for a nap but i don’t think i’ll fall asleep INstantly but if i set it for 30 minutes i might fall asleep quickly and then i’ll be tired for the rest of the day there are too many variables and i am so stressed

magunega:

ojiisanholic:

facingthewaves:

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

FAVE

owlmylove:

dear people with high grades, a regular fitness regime and a pleasant social life: do you still have the number of that demon you made a deal with because i’d really like to get in touch with them

gayzzoli-and-is-les:

nonfunctionalqueer:

12vacancies:

People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.

friendship goals

relationship goals